One Week--Barenaked Ladies

It s been one week since you looked at me

Cocked your head to the side and said I m angry

Five days since you laughed at me saying

get that togethere back and see me

Three days since the living room

I realized it s all my fault but couldn t tell you

Yesterday you d forgiven me

but it ll still be two days till I say I m sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink

As I make you stop think

You ll think you re looking at Aquaman

I summon fish to the dish although I like the Chalet Swiss

And I like sushi cause it s never toughed a frying pan

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes

Big like Leanne Rimes

Because I m all about value

Bert Kampfert s got the mad hits

You try to match wits You try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake

I d like a stinkin achin shake

I like vanilla it s the finest of the flavours

Gotta see the show cause then you ll know

The vertigo is gonna grow

Cause it s dangerous you ll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you re funny when you re mad

Tryin not to smile though I feel bad

I m the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral

Can t understand what I mean? Well you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of takin off my shirt

It s been one week since you looked at me

Threw your arms in the air and said You re crazy

Five days since you tackled me

I ve still got the rug burns on both my knees

It s been three days since the afternoon

You realized it s not my fault not a moment too soon

Yesterday you d forgiven me

And now I sit back and wait till you say you re sorry

Chickety China that Chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin

Watchin X-files with no lights on

we re dans la maison

I hope the smoking man s in this one

Like Harrison Ford I m gettin frantic

Like Sting I m tantric

Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurasawa I make mad films

Ok I don t make films

But if I did they d have a samauri

Gonna get a better set of clubs

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

just so my iron s aren t always flyin off the back-swing

gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon

Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes

that make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you re funny when you re mad

Tryin not to smile though I feel bad

I m the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral

Can t understand what mean? Well You soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of takin off my shirt

It s been one week since you looked at me

Dropped your arms to your sides and said I m sorry

Five days since I laughed at you and said

You just did just what I thought you were gonna do

Three days since the living room

We realized we re both to blame but what could we do?

Yesterday you just smiled at me

Cause it ll still be two days till we say we re sorry