[ti:One Week]
[ar:Barenaked Ladies]

[00:00.89]One Week--Barenaked Ladies
[00:02.08]It  s been one week since you looked at me
[00:04.40]Cocked your head to the side and said I  m angry
[00:06.32]Five days since you laughed at me saying
[00:08.02]get that togethere back and see me
[00:09.94]Three days since the living room  
[00:11.81]I realized it  s all my fault   but couldn  t tell you
[00:14.19]Yesterday you  d forgiven me  
[00:15.93]but it  ll still be two days till I say I  m sorry
[00:18.44]Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
[00:20.25]As I make you stop   think
[00:21.37]You  ll think you  re looking at Aquaman
[00:22.68]I summon fish to the dish   although I like the Chalet Swiss
[00:25.23]And I like sushi cause it  s never toughed a frying pan
[00:27.47]Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
[00:28.87]Big like Leanne Rimes
[00:29.70]Because I  m all about value
[00:30.81]Bert Kampfert  s got the mad hits
[00:32.63]You try to match wits   You try to hold me but I bust through
[00:35.43]Gonna make a break and take a fake
[00:37.56]I  d like a stinkin achin shake
[00:38.34]I like vanilla   it  s the finest of the flavours
[00:39.95]Gotta see the show   cause then you  ll know
[00:41.40]The vertigo is gonna grow
[00:42.40]Cause it  s dangerous   you  ll have to sign a waiver
[00:43.95]How can I help it if I think you  re funny when you  re mad
[00:46.27]Tryin not to smile though I feel bad
[00:48.08]I  m the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral
[00:50.31]Can  t understand what I mean? Well   you soon will
[00:52.58]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[00:54.75]I have a history of takin off my shirt
[00:56.50]It  s been one week since you looked at me
[00:59.31]Threw your arms in the air and said You  re crazy
[01:01.43]Five days since you tackled me
[01:02.68]I  ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
[01:04.87]It  s been three days since the afternoon
[01:06.80]You realized it  s not my fault not a moment too soon
[01:09.55]Yesterday you  d forgiven me
[01:11.23]And now I sit back and wait till you say you  re sorry
[01:30.94]Chickety China that Chinese chicken
[01:32.51]You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin  
[01:34.87]Watchin X-files with no lights on  
[01:36.56]we  re dans la maison
[01:37.80]I hope the smoking man  s in this one
[01:39.55]Like Harrison Ford I  m gettin frantic
[01:40.80]Like Sting I  m tantric
[01:41.80]Like Snickers   guaranteed to satisfy
[01:43.43]Like Kurasawa I make mad films
[01:45.05]Ok I don  t make films
[01:46.23]But if I did they  d have a samauri
[01:47.91]Gonna get a better set of clubs
[01:49.30]Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
[01:50.79]just so my iron  s aren  t always flyin off the back-swing
[01:53.09]gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
[01:54.54]Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
[01:56.41]that make me think the wrong thing
[01:58.22]How can I help it if I think you  re funny when you  re mad
[02:00.51]Tryin not to smile though I feel bad
[02:01.90]I  m the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral
[02:03.45]Can  t understand what mean? Well   You soon will
[02:05.01]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
[02:07.19]I have a history of takin off my shirt
[02:08.88]It  s been one week since you looked at me
[02:11.63]Dropped your arms to your sides and said I  m sorry
[02:13.82]Five days since I laughed at you and said
[02:15.50]You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
[02:17.44]Three days since the living room
[02:19.11]We realized we  re both to blame   but what could we do?
[02:21.86]Yesterday you just smiled at me
[02:23.41]Cause it  ll still be two days till we say we  re sorry
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