The Darkness - English Country Garden

It was a cigarette break and I was des...perate

I saw her pushing that wheelbarrow

She said have you got a match. I said yes

My cock and Farmer Giles’ prizewinning marrow

Frolicking in the summer fields were we

I fell for you and you grew to like me

I carved U 4 me in the bark of a tree

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We rolled around kissing on the ground

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You succumbed to my charms, fell asleep in my arms

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Beneath the stars above I fell in love

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Jardin Jardin Jardin Jardin

They did a quiz at the village fete and we came last

Everybody laughed at the two of us

But I’ve never seen a bale of hay move so fast

She was a bona fide forking genius

Frolicking in the autumn fields were we

I cherished you and you tolerated me

We mucked about while we were mucking out

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You took me under your wing when we had our fling

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You gave my heart a boost, we ruled the roost

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Just as I got broody you got moody

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Pulled out all the stops, harvested the crops

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The yield was meagre, you were far less eager

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The seeds we scattered never really mattered

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I saw you leave the farm on another guy’s arm

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Jardin Jardin Jardin Jardin woooh!