The Darkness - One Way Ticket

It was a dusty old night and I’m the first to admit it

I’m sure I upset someone but my memory has chosen to omit it

A tiny voice telling me I really should cool it

Chewing my face off talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face

I thought "I’d better have another one just in case"

Next thing I knew, my heart was under attack

I bought a one way ticket to hell...and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell...

I’ve always tried to keep my vices under wraps

But a coach-load of mutes would appear talkative chaps

If they had seen fit to join me for a couple of hits

Now my septum is in tatters and I’ve still got the runs

Burned for a moment, then it kicked like a mule

The strangers I recruited thought it was rocket fuel

Several massive choking lines of glorious gack

I bought a one way ticket to hell...and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell...

Stick it up your f***ing nose!

Holding court, repeating myself,

each repetition slightly louder

Pausing just long enough to snort the white powder

The wheels came off but I’m still on track

I bought a one way ticket to hell...and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell...

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell...

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