Drunk On A Plane - Dierks Bentley

I took 2 weeks vacation,

for the honey moon

A couple tickets all inclusive,

down in cancun

I couldn t get my money back so,

I m in seat 7A

I m gettin drunk on a plane

I bet the feller on the aisle

thought I was crazy

Cause I taped your picture

To the seat back right beside me

Now I ve got empty mini bottle

fillin both our trays

I m gettin drunk on a plane

Buyin drinks for everybody

But the pilot, it s a party.

Got this seven thirty-seven rockin like the G6

Stewardess is somethin sexy

Leanin pourin coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It s mardi gras

Up in the clouds

I m up so high, I may never come down

I ll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why,

I m gettin drunk on a plane.

We had this date marked

on the calendar forever

We d take that new wed limo

to the airport ride together

I feel like a plastic groom

Alone up there on top of the cake

So hey, I m gettin drunk on a plane

Buyin drinks for everybody

But the pilot, it s a party.

Got this seven thirty-seven rockin like a G6

Stewardess is somethin sexy

Leanin pourin coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It s mardi gras

Up in the clouds

I m up so high, I may never come down.

I ll try anything to drown out the pain.

They all know why, I m gettin drunk on a plane.

On my way home

I ll bump this seat right up to first class

So I can drink that cheap

champagne out of a real glass

And when we land I ll call her up

and tell her Kiss my ass

Cause hey, I m drunk on a plane

Buyin drinks of everybody

But the pilot, it s a party

Got this seven thirty-seven rockin like a G6

Stewardess is something sexy

Leanin pourin coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It s mardi gras

Up in the clouds

I m up so high,

I may never come down.

I ll try anything to drown out the pain.

They all know why,

I m gettin drunk on a plane.

I m gettin drunk on a plane.

I m might be passed out

In the baggage claim

But right now, I m drunk on a plane.