Stayed Gone (Explicit) - Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft/Christian Borle/Amir Talai/Joel Perez

Lyrics by：Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft

That ****** is back

Yeah I thought he was gone for good too

It's been seven years

You still pissed he almost beat you that time

Uh **** you

Just saying

Things have changed a lot since he left town

That's for sure

I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now

Welcome home

I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone

Say hello to a new status quo

Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn

Turn the TV on

Camera speeds

Rolling in three two

Welcome to the show

Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been

Who has been spotted cavorting around town

Welcome to the show

After a seven-year absence

Did anybody miss him

Welcome to the show

Did anybody notice

More on tonight's program

So the Radio Demon is back in town

Why is he hanging around

What does that mean for your family

Well handily I've got good news

He's a loser a fossil

And I don't mean to sound hostile

But the demon is a coward

You can take that as gospel

Pulling my viewers

Impossible

I'm visual he's barely audible

Stop giving him the time of day

Don't listen to a word he'd say

I hope he had a nice vacay

But he should've stayed away

While he hid in radio we've pivoted to video

Now his medium is getting bloody rare

Hell's been better since he split

Where's he been

Who gives a ****

Salutations

Good to be back on the air

Yes I know it's been a while

Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast

Sinners rejoice

What a dated voice

Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast

Come on

Is Vox insecure pursuing allure

Fitting between this fad and that is nothing working

Ignore his chirping

Every day he's got a new format

You're looking at the future

He's the **** that comes before that

Is Vox as strong as he purports

Or is it based on his support

He'd be powerless without the other Vees

Oh please

And here's the sugar on the cream

He asked me to join his team

H-hold on

I said no and now he's pissy

That's the tea

You old-timey prick I'll show you suf-ffering

Uh oh the TV is buffering

I'll destroy you yo-ou lit-tle

I'm afraid you've lost your signal

Let's begin

I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone tune on in

When I'm done your status quo will know its race is run

Oh this will be fun

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