作词 : Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met

作曲 : Ryan Met/Adam Met/Jack Met

Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel

You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal

But I'd miss the way we make up and smile

Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head

Then I could see the places I've been

But then I would know that you're talking shit

I don't wanna know what my friends think

Wish I were my dog out on the lawn

I'd be so glad when I hear you come home

But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long

I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone

I wish I could act in a show on TV

'Cause then I could practice not being me

I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel

But you won't believe me when I cry for real

I wish that my brain would triple in size

I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight

But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind

I don't wanna know the point of life

In some other life, I would be rich

I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill

But couldn't complain 'bout anything small

Nobody'd feel bad for me at all

If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack

I'd get invited to every frat

But when you get old, and your good days are past

You'll only want me when you're sad

Wish I was a song, your favorite one

You'd follow the dance to me at your prom

I would be there when your baby is born

For two or three minutes, then I'm gone

I wish I was big, as big as my house

I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd

But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch

God, I could really use him now

I wish I was God, I'd never trip up

And if I did, well, so ****in' what?

I could be cruel and break all your stuff

Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what

But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird

'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear

And then you would die, you'd love me to death

I'd never know who the hell I am

I wish I was me, whoever that is

I could just be, and not give a shit

Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan

'Cause I don't know who the hell I am

One, two, pandemonium

One, two, pandemonium

Here I go again

One, two, pandemonium

Here I go again

One, two, pandemonium

One, two, here I go ag