oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

are you ready for this?

oh, shit!

oh!

fergie-london bridge

it’s me

fergie

the pimp

paulo!

fergie ferg, what’s up baby?!

come on

when i come to the clubs, step aside (oh, shit)

pop the seats, don’t be hating me in the line (oh, shit)

’cause you know i gotta shine (oh, shit)

i’m fergie ferg

and me love you long time (oh shit)

all my girls get down on the floor (oh, shit)

back to back drop it down real low (oh, shit)

i’m such a lady but i’m dancing like a ho (oh, shit)

’cause you know i don’t give a fuck so here we go! (oh shit)

how come every time you come around

my london london bridge wanna go down

like london london london wanna go down

like london london london be going down like

how come every time you come around

my london london bridge wanna go down

like london london london wanna go down

like london london london be going down like

the drinks start pouring

and my speech start slurring

everybody start looking real good (oh, shit)

the grey goose got your girl feeling loose

now i’m wishing that i didn’t wear these shoes (i hate heels)

it’s like every time i get up on the dude

paparazzi put my business in the news

and i’m like get up out my face (oh, shit)

’fore i turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, shit)

my lips make you wanna have a taste (oh, shit)

you got that? i got the bass (uh)

how come every time you come around

my london london bridge wanna go down

like london london london wanna go down

like london london london be going down like

how come every time you come around

my london london bridge wanna go down

like london london london wanna go down

like london london london be going down like

ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo

[speech:]

me like a bullet type, you know they comin’ right

fergie love em’ long time

my girls support right?

when i come to the clubs, step aside (oh, shit)

pop the seats, don’t be hating me in the line (oh, shit)

because you know i gotta shine (oh, shit)

i’m fergie ferg

and me love you long time (oh, shit)

all my girls get down on the floor (oh, shit)

back to back drop it down real low (oh, shit)

i’m such a lady but i’m dancing like a ho (oh, shit)

’cause you know i don’t give a fuck so here we go! (oh, shit)

how come every time you come around

my london london bridge wanna go down

like london london london wanna go down

like london london london be going down like

how come every time you come around

my london london bridge wanna go down

like london london london wanna go down

like london london london be going down like

shittin’ all over the world