[00:00.000] 作词 : 冥凰
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 慕雲凌風
[00:30.590]丛林古城堡地穴下
[00:34.036]到处都有邪恶势力蹦跶
[00:37.444]人们为了打倒臭鱼烂虾
[00:40.851]唆使勇者们竞相讨伐
[00:44.170]
[00:44.377]无论你选2P或单打
[00:47.570]踩的是乌龟还是吐小火花
[00:51.009]都得安排部下陪你耍
[00:54.275]入职多少代都没假
[00:57.602]
[00:58.012]上上下下左右左右秘籍给一沓
[01:01.372]动作太烂再多的命该挂还得挂
[01:04.733]早就看破一切的我蛋定吃个瓜
[01:08.254]谁叫我是老大不到最后不出马
[01:11.612]
[01:25.566]开场的安排土到渣
[01:28.806]公主不是被拐就被绑架
[01:32.245]最多再闪几秒过场动画
[01:35.727]然后我就成了背锅侠
[01:39.059]
[01:39.219]无论你想姓马或姓啥
[01:42.533]对资深社员而言都没有差
[01:45.927]我的野心是安心宅家
[01:49.010]别一回回尽找我茬
[01:52.479]
[01:52.952]上上下下左右左右秘籍给一沓
[01:56.443]动作太烂再多的命该挂还得挂
[01:59.680]早就看破一切的我蛋定吃个瓜
[02:03.056]谁叫我是老大不到最后不出马
[02:06.572]
[02:06.758]今天扮演沙罗曼蛇明天大库巴
[02:09.966]日复一日活在反复循环的关卡
[02:13.343]你想耍帅我就勉为其难动几下
[02:16.754]谁叫我是反派BOSS衬托你伟大
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[02:20.351]编曲：慕云凌风
[02:20.626]混音：疯小漠
[02:21.065]海报：徒夫
[02:21.393]制作人：王富贵
[02:21.663]出品：杂货铺工作室
[02:21.909]监制：金晓燕
[02:22.126]文案：闫倩莹
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