Crazier than 
GG, More P
C than Ian. 
Got colored teeth like 
Johnny, Exudes a vicious disposition. 
His hair sticks out like 
Colin's did, he jumps, 
Similar to 
Springa, he points his middle finga. 
Not just he singer in the band. 
Voted biggest asshole, and role model of the year. 
Got a face like 
Charles Bronson, 
Straight outta 
Green Bay 
Wisconsin, 
Not just a singer in the band. 
He'll puke on you, he'll ****** your mom, 
He'll smoke while huffing gas. 
He was the punkest mother ****** 
I ever did see. '
Ah Hell he's even more punk than me.' 
He should've been on the cover, 
He should've been on the cover, 
He should've been on the cover of 
Punk and Disorderly (Volume II) [References In This Song] [Crazier than GG: GG Allin was in the Jabbers, the Scumfucs, Antiseen and the Murder Junkies.] [More PC than Ian: Ian MacKaye, lead singer of Minor Threat. Began the Straight edge movement] [Got colored teeth like Johhny: Johnny Rotten from the *** Pistols] [Exudes a vicious disposition: Sid Vicious from the *** Pistols] [His hair sticks out like Colin's did: Colin Jerwood, lead singer of Conflict, he had long liberty spikes] [He jumps similar to Springa: Springa AKA David Spring, the lead singer from Society System Decontrol]