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Online

I work down at the pizza pit

And I drive and old Hundai

I still live with my mom and dad

I 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-fi fantatic

Mild athsmatic

Never been to 2nd base

But there's a whole nother me

That you need to see

Go check out MySpace

Cause online I'm down in Hollywood

I'm 6'5 and I look damn good

I drive a Mazarati

I'm a black belt in Karate

And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom

And she fixes me a snack

I head down to my basement bedroom

And fire up the mac

In real life, the only time I

Ever even been to LA

Was when I got the chance with the marching band

To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu

I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ

I'm single and I'm rich

And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date

Let alone a real girlfriend

But I grow another foot

And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood

I'm 6'5 and I look damn good

Even on a slow day, I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online