Ha ha.

Looks like you could use some help

from the big boss of Hell himself

Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on yelp

'Five Stars'

'Flawless'

'Greater than great!'

Oh, with a punch of a pentagram

I wap bap boom alakazam

Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb

But you get the family rate!

'Thanks dad!'

Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef

'Woh oh oh!'

Michelin tasting menu free a la carte

I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref

Champagne fountains,

caviar mountains,

that's just a start!

Alastor: Who's been here since day one?

Who's been faithful as a nun?

Makes you chuckle with an old timey pun

Your executive producer

Charlie: That's true!

Alastor: I'm your guy, your day-to-day

Your chum, your steadfast hotelier

Remember when I fixed that clog today?

Niffty: I was stuck, thank you, sir!

Charlie: Oh you!

Alastor: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond

You're like the child that I wish that I had

Lucifer: Uh, what?

Alastor: I care for you just like a daughter I spawned

Lucifer: Hold on now!

Alastor: It's a little funny!

You could almost call me

dad

They say when you're looking for assistance

It's smart to pick the path of least resistance

Lucifer: Others say that in your needy hour

There's no substitute for pure angelic power

Who just happens to also be your blood

Alastor: Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud

They say the family you choose is better

Lucifer: What a bunch of losers

Alastor: Can you butt out of my song?

Lucifer: Your song? I started this.

Alastor: I'm singing it, I'll finish it!

Mimzy: It's me!

Yes, it's me!

I know you were all waiting for me

I'm here

What a gas

Took a while but I'm present at last

It's me

It's me

Mimzzzzyyyyyyy

Lucifer: Who?