Fool

You, such a fool

You think you still got the cool in you

That s cute, say something new

A girl like you too young to see the truth

They say you were born in 1922

Your hair is like the living proof

Oh you, you never sing wearing any shoes

I ll buy you a pair in 42#

Dah dah dah dah you re a fool

You should change your looks

But even if you did look good

You would still be a fool

Dah dah dah dah the fool is you

For that I m absolutely sure

Even if you think you are cool

It s still just pretentiously cool

Oh did I tell you?

You do have fans

Your biggest fan is you

Blah, blah blah blah blah

Like you have fans! oh yes

Your boyfriend is the only one

Well you, you Fortune500 snobbish fool

You look like Mr. Bean in suit

Oh you, you crazy psycho with a fake mole

And you sing like you are howling toward the moon

Dah dah dah dah you re a fool

Fortune500 fool

What they said is absolutely true

You old, fat. ugly fool

Dah dah dah dah the fool is you

You gigantic joke

What they joked about is so true

You witch-looking duck-sounding fool

Dah dah dah dah who s the fool (it s you)

Who s the fool (it s you)

Dah dah dah dah they all ve been fooled

I actually really like you

Dah dah dah dah they are fools

Coz they too cheap to appreciate me and you