So Much Better - Eminem

Pick up the god dang phone...

Bitch where the fuck were you Tuesday?

With who you say?

I wasn t at the studio

Bitch what d you do screw Dre?

You went there looking for me

Oo that excuse is too lame

Keep playing me you re gonna end up with a huge goose egg

You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Dre

Lupe you want to lose two legs

You try to flip this on me?

If I spent more time with you, you say

screw you and I d be the third person who screwed you today

Or four Dre Drake oh touché

You were too two-faced for me

Thought you was my number one

True you Ace but you ain t

And I can see you and you make

That little boo-boo face

Cause I m hanging up this phone, boo

You make my fucking blue today

You feeling blue too late

Go smirk yourself you make me wanna smirk and puke

Here s what you say to someone you hate

My life will be so much better if you dropped dead

I was laying in bed last night thinking

And this song just popped in my head and I though

Wouldn t shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)

I would feel so (so) much (much) better

Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brim

Up on the freeway tring to get some time alone and just think

Cops pulled me over but they let me cause I m only driving drunk

Cause that bitch drove me to drink I m back on my fuck ho s

I hate you for papayas I hate all bitches the same

Baby come on excuse the pun but bitch you re such a prod statement

And I ain t channeling my anger through every single station it s on

Cause a woman broke my heart I say Hea-art cause you ripped it in two pa-arts

And threw it in the garbage who do you think you are

Bitch guess it s time for me to get the dust off

And pick myself up off the carpet

But I ll never say the L-word again

I la-la-la-la lesbian

I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest

My life s be so much better if you just dead

My life s be so much better if you just dead

Cause you told me you love me forever

Bitch that was a lie I never wanted someone to die

my fucking life but fuck it there s all the fish in the sea

And I mma have a wail of a time

Being a single sailor for the night

Bitch on a scalor want attention

I must be the holy grailer

Catch this ho I got an Oscar attached to my fucking name (great)

I might hit the club on a chicker s trailer

Made for me say fuck it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer

There s be just be tryin to get atached with the failer

And to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer

Like a to get hedged

Yeah I m rich as a bitch but bitches ain t shit

I d rather leave a bitch in a ditch

Bitch you complain when you listen to this

But you still throw yourself at me

That s what I call pitchin a bicth

That s why I m swinging at this chicks on sight

Long as I got a bat and two balls it s foul

But my dick s on strike so all that love shit is void

Bitch I m a cupid stupid wasn t for blowjobs you d be unemployed

Oi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boys

Getting sick at these girls girls girls

Oink oink oink you fucking pigs

All you good boys doink doink doink

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain t one

She s all 99 of them I need a machine gun

I take em all out I hope you hear this song

And grow into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack

And just drop dead and I mma throw a fucking party after this cause

My life s be so much better if you dropped dead

I was laying in bed last night thinking

Wouldn t shit just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)

I would feel so (so) much (much) better