They say your middle name is trouble

But I know it s Caroline

They say you remind them of problems

But I think you look like Audrey

Caroline, I know that you put on a show

Every time you two disagree

This heart is a stone

No one will ever break it

This heart is a stone

Close to you it breaks easily

Cause everything that they say

It tells me to go away

But everything that I feel

It tells me to stay

They say they can smell the drama

But I know it s No. 5

They say you only bring heartache

But I know you bought a bottle of wine

Caroline, I know that you put on a show

Every time you two disagree

This heart is a stone

No one will ever break it

This heart is a stone

Close to you it breaks easily

Cause everything that they say

It tells me to go away

But everything that I feel

It tells me to stay

They say you re like a Monday morning

I say you re like a Friday night

I don t get their point

Anytime is a good time for being with you

This heart is a stone

No one will ever break it

This heart is a stone

Close to you it breaks easily

Cause everything that they say

It tells me to go away

But everything that I feel

I