Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

[Eminem]

I murder a rhyme one word at a time

You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine

You better, get rid of that nine, it aint gonna help

What goods it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?

Im waitin for hell like hell shit Im anxious as hell

Manson, youre safe in that cell, be thankful its jail

I used to be my mommys little angel at twelve

Thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf

I used to, get punked and bullied on my block

til I cut a kittens head off and stuck it in this kids mailbox

{"Mom! MOM!"} I used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck less

What do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press Im stressed

Too much stares two breasts, too upset

Its just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes)

Grew up quick (no) was raised right

Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right

You think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi"

Became a commodity because Im W-H-I-

-T-E, cuz MTV was so friendly to me

Cant wait til Kim sees me

Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?

Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isnt workin?

You hear this finger? Oh its upside down

Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now

[Chorus]

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

[Eminem]

I take each individual degenerates head and reach into it

just to see if hes influenced by me if he listens to music

And if he feeds into this shit hes an innocent victim

and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe

{*vocal scratches*} My name is Slim Shady

I been crazy way before radio didnt play me

The sensational {*vocal scratch "Back is the incredible!"*}

With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible

Its Ken Kaniff on the, internet

Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed

Its a, sick world we live in these days

"Slim for Petes sakes put down Christopher Reeves legs!"

Geez, you guys are so sensitive

"Slim its a touchy subject, try and just dont mention it"

Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic

whose eyes get so squinted, Im blind from smokin em

with my windows tinted, with nine limos rented

Doin lines of coke in em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out

all high and indo scented {*inhales, exhales*}

And thats where I get my name from, thats why they call me

[Chorus]

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

[Eminem]

I take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand em all in line

Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine

a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine

and thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time

Cause (Immmm) Shady, they call me as crazy

as the world was over this whole Y2K thing

And by the way, NSync, why do they sing?

Am I the only one who realizes they stink?

Should I dye my hair pink and care what yall think?

Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?

Its why I tend to block out when I hear things

Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!)

So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger

longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz

itd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!

Im sorry Puff, but I dont give a fuck if this chick was my own mother

I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her

and have a son and a new brother at the same time

and just say that it aint mine, whats my name?

[Chorus]

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

Thats why they call me Slim Shady (Im Back)

Im Back (Im Back) (SLIM SHADY!) Im Back

[Eminem {*vocal scratching*}]

Guess whos b-back, back

Gue-gue-guess whos back (Hi mom!)

{*scratch*} Guess whos back

{*scratch*} Gue {*scratch*} guess whos back

D-12 {*scratch*} Guess whos back

Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess whos back

Dr. Dre {*scratch*} Guess whos back

Back back {*scratch*} back

{*scratch*}

Slim Shady, 2001

Im blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck