Album:Straight Outta Lynwood

Yankovic-Virus Alert

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please

Really want to give you a warning

’Cause I found out this morning

’Bout a dangerous, insidious comuter virus

If you should get any mail with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"

Better not go taking your chances

Under no circumstances

Should you open it or else it will

Translate your documents into Swahili

Make your TV record "Gigli"

Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling

(Look out!) It’s gonna make your computer screen freeze

(Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs

(Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too

And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls

It’ll make your keyboard all sticky

Give your poodle a hickey

And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney

Then it will tie up your phone making crank long distance calls

It’ll set your clocks back an hour

And start hogging the shower

So just trash it now, or else it will

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie

Legally change your name to Reggie

Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

(Look out!) It’s gonna melt your face right off of your skull

(Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull

(Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you’re tryin’ to sleep

(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep

(Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards

(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards

(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space

And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place

That’s right, it’s a...

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Warn all your friends, send this to everybody

Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you’ll wish you had never been born

So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn...

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down

Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground

Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine

Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Warn all your friends, send this to everybody

Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

What are you waiting for?

Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know

Hit... send... right... now