It was once a dark lonely summer's eve

On the lonely streets of Sunset

When the lord called upon 6 crazy m.c's

J Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, and Tha Producer

Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, C'mon!

And I can show you how to hump without making love

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

My clothes are always retro

Sexual like I'm hetero

And I play a bitch like nintendo (ZELDA!)

Take her for ride in my benzo

Funny as fuck, I should do stand up

Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck (fuck you)

Got a gold ass grill

Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill

Hop in the ride, let's roll

I'm a barritone with a voice so low

It'll make your speakers explode

And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH!)

Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways

Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAYS!

If you got beef, then you better step up bitch

Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with

And I can show you how to hump without making love

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Girl, come and smoke my ball like a Marlboro

Introduce me to your mom as Charles

It's Charlie Scene, Shake your ass to the bass

Wait till you see my face, hey bitch!

Wear them tight jeans that show your ass crack

My first name gives Veitnam flash backs

I get drunk and do the same old, same old

Take three girls home and call them Charlies Angels

What'chu gonna do after we get signed?

I'm gonna lose my mind

Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride

Go back in time, be there that night and save 2Pac's life.

Then pay my fine for getting caught fucking on the Hollywood sign

I got the game on lock

I'll have a bottle and a glock

with bisceps like The Rock

Buy Tom's soul back from Rufford Murdock (hey!)

And I can show you how to hump without making love

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down, I'll show you how

C'mon girl, let me show you how

Let's get freaky deaky now

Get down, I'll show you how

C'mon girl, let me show you how

Let's get freaky deaky now

And I can show you how to hump without making love

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down, I'll show you how

If you got beef, then you better step up bitch

Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with

Get down, I'll show you how

I'll have a bottle and a glock

with bisceps like The Rock

Buy Tom's soul back from Rufford Murdock

BITCH! What motherfucker?!