I said, certified freak

Seven days a week

Wet and gushy

Make that pull-out game weak, woo

Beat it up, catch a charge

Extra large and extra hard

I want you to park that big Mack truck

Right in this garage

I don't cook, I don't clean

But let me tell you what I got this ring

Now from the top, make it drop

That's some wet...

Now get a bucket and a mop

That's some wet...

I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP

That's some wet...

Macaroni in a pot

That's some wet... huh

(There's some *ho*es in this house) x8

Look, I need a hard hitter

I need a deep stroker

Not a garden snake

I need a king cobra

Your honor, I'm a freak

Give him something to believe

Cause I don't cook

I don't clean

But let me tell you what I got this ring

huh...

Now from the top, make it drop

That's some wet...

Now get a bucket and a mop

That's some wet...

I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP

That's some wet...

Macaroni in a pot

That's some wet... huh

(There's some *ho*es in this house) x7

There's some *ho*es (There's some *ho*es in this house)