作词 : Daniel Nigro/Conan Gray

作曲 : Daniel Nigro/Conan Gray

Remember when you broke up with your ****ing ex?

God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them

Only took about a hundred million texts

God, I swear that ***** was such a narcissist

Everybody knows I love you so

So, so, so much

'Cause every time they ask, I always tell

Tell, tell, tell them

That's my ****ing best friend, that's my ****ing right hand

That's my ****ing throw up in the bathroom, but still love them

That's my ****ing best friend, best friend

That's my ****ing best friend, best friend

That's my ****ing lifeline, that's my ride or die likе

That's my ****ing hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie

Baby, you're my bеst friend, best friend

Baby, you're my best friend, best friend

Baby, you're my—

(Ooh)

Baby, you're my—

Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you

If we're both still single by, like, thirty-two

And that shit is gonna end up being true

'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you

Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 A.M.?

Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge?

You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head

So when they ask, I've always said

That's my ****ing best friend, that's my ****ing right hand

That's my ****ing throw up in the bathroom, but still love them

That's my ****ing best friend, best friend

That's my ****ing best friend, best friend

That's my ****ing lifeline, that's my ride or die like

That's my ****ing hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie

Baby, you're my best friend, best friend

Baby, you're my best friend, best friend

Baby, you're my—

(Ooh)

Baby, you're my—

(Ooh)

Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding

What? Who? Are you kidding? (Ooh)

Oh my God, oh my, no, no, no don't respond

Don't respond, don't respond (Baby, you're my—)

Yeah I'll be there in ten minu