作词 : Jonathan Lajoie

作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie

Did you miss me?

Aww yeah, what? What?

MC Vagina is right back in this *****

2009 is the year I recorded this song

Still not loving police

Still got love for the Vaginal crease

Player haters beware because...

Guns don't kill people

Uh-Uh

I kill people

With guns (pow)

Guns don't kill people

Uh-Uh

I kill people

With guns (pow)

Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?

You think you can front with me? You better watch your back

Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good

I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood

I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible

I'm invincible like..well I'm not really invincible

I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones

I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home

Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)

Old people burning, old people burning (That's kind messed up)

What? What? you got a problem with this?

Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist

Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff

So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts

I-I mean I'll punch your nuts

Sucking them would be gay

And I'm totally not gay

I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?)

Guns don't kill people

Uh-Uh

I kill people

With guns (pow)

Guns don't kill people

Uh-Uh

I kill people

With guns (pow)

If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load

All over his chest and face and down his throat.

Cause I don't give a **** I'm crazy Like Mel Gibson

No, wait, that just makes me sound racist.

Listen.

I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money

You can't afford expensive things

cause you don't have a lot of money

HaHa you want these things but you can't afford them

That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people

(I have more money than you)

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people

(You can't even afford food!)

When I show women my money, they want to have *** with me

And they always have orgasms cause my ***** is so big

25 inches long and 12 inches thick I'm the

Anthony Hawkins of cock

The Albert Einstein of ****

I'm The Beetles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls

The Anne Frank of erections.

Uh, that's inappropriate...

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight

Like an extra large condom on my *****, that's right.

My lyrics are like the movie the Shashank Redemption

...They're really good.

Guns don't kill people

Uh-Uh

I kill people

With guns (pow)

Guns don't kill people

Uh-Uh

I kill people

With guns (pow)

I've killed so many people that I don't

even remember how many people I've killed...

But it's probably around 7... thousand

2005 plus 4 penies

Representin the North side

C to the anada, *****

Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things

Cooking

Cleaning

Vaginas

And their sisters vag