I am just a regular everyday normal guy

Nothing special about me Mother ******a

I am just a regular everyday normal guy

When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother ******a

I am just a regular everyday normal guy

I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother ******a

I am just a regular everyday normal guy

And my ***ual performances are average

I work at customer service for a phone company

I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need

I live in a small apartment on a quiet street

I don't go out too much I like to watch TV

I cant afford a car I use public transportation

I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination

sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book

the amount of money I save this ****** is off the hook

And i am not very good with the women

I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking

last time I had *** was in 2003

and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy

I get nervous in social situations Mother ******a

I am just a regular everyday normal guy

I get constipated once a month Mother ******a

I am just a regular everyday normal guy

And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother ******a

I am just a regular everyday normal guy

and I get scared when I go see the dentist

I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life

easily forgettable and I am not very liked

I have an "According to Jim" personality

I'm as entertaining as a ******g STD

if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can

because I am not confident and i am weak for a man

I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah

honestly I probably wont fight back

And I don't have many friends that would back me up

My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough Steve

You want some of this ******?

If you rarely get laid put your hands up

If you're not well paid put your hands up

If you got a pet cat put your hands up

and if you got a bad back put your hands up

I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge

and ever since then it's just not the same

It gets pretty sore

I am just a regular everyday normal guy

My parents are really nice people Mother ******a

I am just a regular everyday normal guy

I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother ******a

I am just a regular everyday normal guy

I like the show "Grey's Anatomy" Mother ******a

I am just a regular everyday normal guy

and I am pretty good at making