Donkey (驴子) - Jerrod Niemann

Put my Chevy in the ditch

A couple grand to get it fixed

Bank account runnin' dry

Boss ain't got no overtime

Friday rolls around

Gotta get this party to town

Got nothin' to drive

But just outside I hear my ride

Gonna ride that donkey donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky funky

Gonna ride that donkey donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky funky

George Jones took a John Deere tractor

I hope my donkey gets there faster

When I pull up in no pickup truck

Jocks break out in laughter

But the ladies think it's cool

I kick it with a mule

I fill their glass they tip 'em back

They dig the way I ride that ass

And I do

You would if you could too

They all walk funny when they're done

Ridin' you know who

Yeah

Gonna ride that donkey donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky funky

Gonna ride that donkey donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky funky

All the ladies like to ride

Oh the ladies like to ride

All the ladies like to ride

The ladies like my

D- O- N- K- E- Y

When they say that it's last call

No I don't sweat it y'all

Got a bottle in the saddle

A six pack in the stall

So baby what you say

We giddy-up to my place

We hit the barn ain't no harm

Rollin' in the hay

Hey

Gonna ride that donkey donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky funky

Gonna ride that donkey donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky funky

(Gonna ride) Gonna ride that donkey donkey

(Gonna ride) Down to the honky tonky

(Gonna ride that donkey) It's gonna get funky funky

(Gonna ride) Gonna ride that donkey donkey

(Gonna ride) Down to the honky tonky

(Gonna ride that donkey) It's gonna get funky funky

Gonna ride that donkey donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky funky

Gonna ride that donkey donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky funky

Gonna ride that donkey donkey

Down to the honky tonky

It's gonna get funky funk