The car won t start-it s falling apart

I was late for work and the boss got smart

My pantyline shows-got a run in my hose

My hair went flat-man, I hate that

Just when I thought things couldn t get worse

I realized I forgot my purse

With all this stress-I must confess

This could be worse than PMS

This job ain t worth the pay

Can t wait til the end of the day

Honey, I m on my way

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Honey, I m home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way

Rub my feet, gimme something to eat

Fix me up my favorite treat

Honey, I m back, my head s killing me

I need to relax and watch TV

Get off the phone-give the dog a bone

Hey! Hey! Honey, I m home!

I broke a nail opening the mail

I cursed out loud cause it hurt like hell

This job s a pain-it s so mundane

It sure don t stimulate my brain

This job ain t worth the pay

Can t wait til the end of the day

Honey, I m on my way

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Honey, I m home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way

Rub my feet, gimme something to eat

Fix me up my favorite treat

Honey, I m back, my head s killing me

I need to relax and watch TV

Get off the phone-give the dog a bone

Hey! Hey! Honey, I m home!

Oh, rub my neck will you

Honey, I m home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way

Rub my feet, gimme something to eat

Fix me up my favorite treat

Honey, I m back, my head s killing me

I need to relax and watch TV

Get off the phone-give the dog a bone

Hey! Hey! Honey, I m home!

I m home, that feels much better