Oxford Comma - Vampire Weekend

Who gives a f**k about an Oxford comma

I've seen those English dramas too they're cruel

So if there's any other way to spell out what it's found with me with me

Why would you speak to me that way

Especially when I always said that I

Haven't got the words for you

All your diction dripping with disdain

Through the pain I always tell the truth

Who gives a f**k about an Oxford comma

I climbed to Dharamsala too I did

I met the highest Lama

His accent sounded fine to me to me

Take your handbook it's no trick

Take the chapstick put it on your lips

Crack a smile adjust my tie

Know your boyfriend unlike other guys

Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have

Why would you lie 'bout somethin' dumb like that

Why would you lie 'bout anything at all

First the window then it's to the wall

Lil Jon he always tells the truth

Take your passport it's not trick

Take the chapstick put it on your lips

Crack a smile adjust my tie

Know your brother unlike other guys

Why would you lie 'bout how much coal you have

Why would you lie 'bout somethin' dumb like that

Why would you lie 'bout anything at all

First the window then it's to the wall

Why would you take my conversations

Show your findings at the United Nations

Lil Jon he always tells the truth