Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up

Then stare at the fan

Turn the TV on throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch

Just chillin' in my snuggie

Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie

'Cause in my castle I'm the only man

Oh oh

Yes I said it

I said it

I said it 'cause I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Dont feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X

Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex

And she's gonna scream out: 'This is Great'

(Oh my god this is great)

Yeah

I might mess around get my college degree

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

But sorry pops you'll just have to wait

Oh oh

Yes I said it

I said it

I said it 'cause I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don’t feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair

'Cause I ain't going anywhere

No no no no no no no no no oh

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

And let everything hang loose

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah-eah

Oh

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don’t feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Nothing at all

Nothing