Money for Nothing

Dire straits

Now look at them yo-yo s that s the way you do it

You play the guitar on the MTV

That ain t workin that s the way you do it

Money for nothin and chicks for free

Now that ain t workin that s the way you do it

Lemme tell ya them guys ain t dumb

Maybe get a blister on your little finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators

We gotta move these colour TV s

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup

Yeah buddy that s his own hair

That little faggot got his own jet airplane

That little faggot he s a millionaire

We gotta install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators

We gotta move these colour TV s

We gotta install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators

We gotta move these colour TV s

I shoulda learned to play the guitar

I shoulda learned to play them drums

Look at that mama, she got it stickin in the camera

Man we could have some fun

And he s up there, what s that? Hawaiian noises?

Bangin on the bongoes like a chimpanzee

That ain t workin that s the way you do it

Get your money for nothin get your chicks for free

We gotta install microwave ovens

Custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators

We gotta move these colour TV s, Lord

Now that ain t workin that s the way you do it

You play the guitar on the MTV

That ain t workin that s the way you do it

Money for nothin and your chicks for free

Money for nothin and chicks for free

Money for nothin and chicks for free