Album:Straight Outta Lynwood

Yankovic-Do I Creep You Out

I know that you

Don’t know me very well

We’ve barely met

But I can surely tell

No one will ever

Love you like I do

I like to feel

The warm spot on your chair

Sometimes I drool

And usually I stare

My precious one

I saved that gum

That you threw in the garbage

You’re the one I dream about

But the only question with me now

Is "Do I creep you out?"

Everytime I shake your hand now

Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth

Do I creep you out?

Call you every night and hang up

Gonna carve your name in my leg

In my leg, oh-oh!

Somethin’ I should ask about

Can I sniff the pit-stains on your blouse?

And do I creep you,

Do I creep you out?

(Your restraining order’s out)

(Still the only question with me now)

Oh the only question

(Is "Do I creep you out?")

Is "Do I creep you out?"

Know exactly where you live now

Follow you from work right to your house

Well, do I creep you out?

Do I creep you out?

[Cheering crowd]