Son Of Dork - Eddies Song

Eddie kick started his career

One Summertime in May

A shitty band with friends from school

But only he could really play

The moment that he took the stage

The fans were blown away

I always knew that he'd go far

I'm glad I lived to see the day

Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he

Doesn't know

Shames he'll never be around to

See them grow

Said he screwed a different girl

After every show

But he's always way too gone

To remember though

So Eddie doesn't know

At 3a.m, it's getting late

The after party's closed

But everybody follow's Eddie

They just won't leave him alone

Calls seven girls to his hotel room

Takes off all their clothes

Some people say he had it easy

But that is just the way it goes

Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he

Doesn't know

Shames he'll never be around to

See them grow

Said he screwed a different girl

After every show

But he's always way too gone

To remember though

So Eddie doesn't know

He's in deep and there's a reason

He's all alone and he can't change

Like the season's

They come and they go

To all the kids who don't look

Like your Mum and Dad

Don't freak out, don't you let

It make you mad

As long as they both love you then

You should be glad

Just think about the little problem

Eddie had

Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he

Doesn't know

Shames he'll never be around to

See them grow

Said he screwed a different girl

After every show

But he's always way too gone

To remember though

So Eddie doesn't know

Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he

Doesn't know

Shames he'll never be around to

See them grow

Said he screwed a different girl

After every show

But he's always way too gone

To remember though

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