And it goes, and it goes

And it goes a little something like this

Hit It!

Aarons in the house

Come on

Here we go

Aarons in the house

Yo guys, check it out

Guess what happened to me

(Another crazy story, come on AC)

I was hanging at the court

Just playing some ball

Working on my game

(Yeah, we heard it all)

I heard the fans screaming

I thought it was for me

But then I saw a shadow

It was 12 foot 3

It was Shaquile ONeal

(What? What did he say?)

(How bout some one-on-one, you wanna play?)

I told him why not, I got some time

But when I beat you real bad

Try not to cry

(Please Aaron, are you for real?)

(One-on-one with Shaquile ONeal?)

Yeah, 34 Centre from the L.A. Lakers

(You mustve been nervous)

I knew I could take him

Scared the Shaq, sike him out

I said ONeal, youre in my house now

Start the game the whistle blows

Pay attention close as the story goes...

Its like boom (boom)

I put it in the hoop

Like slam (slam)

I heard the crowd screaming

Out jam (jam)

I swear that Im telling you the facts

Cuz thats how I beat Shaq

boom(boom)

I put it in the hoop

Like slam (slam)

I heard the crowd screaming

Out jam (jam)

I swear that Im telling you the facts

Cuz thats how I beat Shaq

So check it out

I thought I had the lead

But then he started scoring mad points on me

I was scoring up bricks

Was he hitting those shots?

I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop

I had a plan, I could change the pace

I said, Yo Shaq you didnt tie your shoelace

He looked down, I stole the ball

Im taking him the ???? now watch me all

A 3-pointer, nothing but net

Come on Shaq, had enough yet?

Down by two, Im catching up

I guess hes getting nervous

Cuz he got no luck

Its like boom (boom)

I put it in the hoop

Like slam (slam)

I heard the crowd screaming

Out jam (jam)

I swear that Im telling you the facts

Cuz thats how I beat Shaq

boom(boom)

I put it in the hoop

Like slam (slam)

I heard the crowd screaming

Out jam (jam)

I swear that Im telling you the facts

Cuz thats how I beat Shaq

Dunk after dunk

Jam after jam

Cheerleaders are cheering

Aarons the man

Dunk after dunk

Jam after jam

Cheerleaders are cheering

Aarons the man

???? were shot

I couldnt believe it was real

(I cant believe a kid just stuffed ONeal)

One more second, was all that remained

I put the ball up

I put him in shame

I must admit that it sounds real crazy

but the ball went in

Then he cried like a baby

Sorry Shaq, I shouldve let you win

Youre good too

And we can still be friends

The fans went nuts

They put me on their shoulders

Then I heard a voice

And it sounded like my mothers

(Get up for school, youre gonna be late!)

Ma, cant you see that Im playing the game?

(How you could be playing if youre still in bed?)

(Are you gettin sick, did you hit your head?)

Aw, man it was all a dream

I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me

If it was a dream and it wasnt real

Howd I get a jersey with the name ONeal?

Woah...

boom(boom)

I put it in the hoop

Like slam (slam)

I heard the crowd screaming

Out jam (jam)

I swear that Im telling you the facts

Cuz thats how I beat Shaq

boom(boom)

I put it in the hoop

Like slam (slam)

I heard the crowd screaming

Out jam (jam)

I swear that Im telling you the facts

Cuz thats how I beat Shaq