You want some more of this ***?

Back in the heezy... We could do this all year long

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

I was walking down the street just the other day

I saw these two fine *****es, they were walking my way

"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say

But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake

So I put my head down, And I just walked away

I had a bus to catch anyway, worked out great

Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play

Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and **********ing Ace of Bass

Yo, what can I say? 's just a day in my life

I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night

To be productive at work, I got to be well rested

Yeah, ************,you heard what I just said

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

I n't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan

I'm from a lower-middle class family

Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek

I have good memories from my childhood, *****

My favorite toy was my ****ing firetruck, *****

I used to play with that ************ all day long

Until I learned about *** from the Sears catalog

And then I played with my ************ all day long

About ten times a day, man, all year long

My favorite song, ************, I n't like to admit

Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic

Every night in my dreams, I see you , I feel you

Every time I hear that ****ing ****, a tear comes to my eye

Why the **** did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die

Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy

Sticks and stones break my bones

But 's the words that make me cry

Like that time in grade three

When a girl called me Stupid Face

She really hurt me... Why'd she call me Stupid Face?

Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?

A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible

**** happens all the time, and learn how to deal with it

Regular everyday normal ****ing ********

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

I like red peppers better than the green ones

Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher

Mine broke about six months ago... ************

Go, go, go, go shawty

's your birthday

Go party like 's your birthday

I wasn't invited, but 's okay

I'll just stay at home, and play some video g