[ti:Pizza]
[ar:葛仲珊]
[al:皇后区的皇后]
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[00:00.41]Pizza - 葛仲珊
[00:00.58]词：葛仲珊
[00:00.74]曲：葛仲珊
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[00:35.24]昨天台北吃最烂的 pizza
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[00:38.11]买单应该给我打个七折
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[00:40.58]但那个不是真的我在气得
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[00:43.78]气得是它用纽约的名字
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[00:46.53]吃了它第一口我就不爽
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[00:49.43]这是什么味道 完全不像
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[00:52.33]最不喜欢饿的时候上当
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[00:55.11]让我只想冲进你的厨房
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[00:57.95]塞你那些厨师两个巴掌
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[01:00.94]对 就是那么夸张
[01:03.34]真是傻瓜 胆子好大
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[01:06.26]这么简单的食物也搞砸
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[01:09.12]对于网上那些称赞
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[01:11.89]感觉一定是你朋友或者笨蛋
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[01:14.73]这么难吃给谁评论
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[01:17.57]要是我的话就一定给你零分
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[01:21.91]给你零分 不值得你的名称
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[01:27.06]这种味道真是丢脸
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[01:29.03]还好意思**说你来自纽约
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[01:32.26]Pizza pizza pizza
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[01:34.81]没有吃过这么难吃的 pizza
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[01:38.15]Pizza pizza pizza
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[01:40.59]还好意思用纽约的名字
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[01:43.71]Pizza pizza
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[01:45.28]Uh
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[01:46.57]味道吃起来像它是鼻屎
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[01:48.80]Jesus
[01:49.46]Pizza pizza pizza
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[01:52.01]最好当我买单 七折
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[02:06.97]我不是故意整你
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[02:09.34]但是你先整了自己
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[02:12.24]也许你不知道我是
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[02:15.12]纽约来的 pizza 博士
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[02:17.64]吃了二十几年我不骗你
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[02:20.50]以我经验好吃又便宜
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[02:23.37]但是你的却难吃又贵
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[02:26.22]还没吃完已经觉得后悔
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[02:29.13]300 元的 pizza 只有几寸
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[02:31.92]没人说你就把客人当成愚蠢
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[02:34.72]害我写了一首特别帮你推销
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[02:37.59]算你骗了一个纽约人的回报
[02:40.29]Bitch pizza pizza pizza
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[02:43.27]没有吃过这么难吃的 pizza
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[02:46.73]Pizza pizza pizza
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[02:49.08]还好意思用纽约的名字
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[02:52.43]Pizza pizza
[02:53.75]Uh
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[02:55.10]味道吃起来像它是鼻屎
[02:57.29]Jesus
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[02:58.09]Pizza pizza pizza
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[03:00.53]最好当我买单 七折
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[03:03.41]让我解释真的纽约 pizza 怎么样
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[03:06.21]基本上是需要味道好的番茄酱
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[03:09.07]口感 QQ 叠成一半
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[03:11.86]让那油一直流到它滴完
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[03:14.99]Mozzarella cheese 那是必须
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[03:17.63]要不然不算是来自我的地区
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[03:20.49]不必假装 才能赚钱
[03:23.32]这是真的来自纽约人的观点
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[03:27.59]我们的观点 骗我们就翻脸
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[03:32.77]这样说你 只是好意
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[03:34.72]下次取名 最好小心
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[03:38.17]Pizza pizza pizza
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[03:40.33]没有吃过这么难吃的 pizza
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[03:43.71]Pizza pizza pizza
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[03:46.20]还好意思用纽约的名字
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[03:49.49]Pizza pizza
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[03:50.96]Uh
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[03:52.24]味道吃起来像它是鼻屎
[03:54.45]Jesus
[03:55.21]Pizza pizza pizza
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[03:57.47]最好当我买单 七折