Ask me how do 
I feelAsk me now that we're cozy and clinging
Well, sir, all 
I can sayIs if 
I were a bell 
I'd be ringing
From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way 
I just got to behave
Boy, if I were a lamp 
I'd lightOr if 
I were a banner 
I'd waveAsk me how do 
I feelLittle me with my quiet upbringing
Well, sir, all 
I can sayIs if 
I were a gate 
I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch 
I'd startPopping my spring
Or if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong ding
Ask me how do 
I feelFrom this chemistry lesson 
I'm learning
Well, sir, all 
I can sayIs if 
I were a bridge 
I'd be burning
Yes, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy, if I were a duck 
I'd quackOr if 
I were a goose 
I'd be cooked
Ask me how do 
I feelAsk me now that we're fondly caressing
Pal, if I were a salad
I know I'd be splashing my dressing
Or if I were a season, 
I'd surely be spring
Or if I were a bell
Yes, if I were a bell, if 
I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong ding