Semicolon - The Lonely Island
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Okay everyone,
Welcome to grammar class
Today we're learning about semicolons
Oh, oh, oh
Yes, Lonely Island?
We use semicolons everyday
Can you give me an example?
Oh, hell yeah
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Get ready for a whale of a time: Shamu
My whole team coming clean: shampoo
These dudes is comic relief: Whoopie
And I'm the motherf*cking monster: cookie
When you see me better cross the street: Frogger
Then go home and write about it: blogger
Did I do that? Urkel
Yo Angela, who's the boss? Merkel
I'll take you where you've never been: Oxnard
Then make you suck a bulls' nut: ox nard
If Miss Moore married Josh: Demi Brolin
A comma and a f*cking dot: semicolon
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We run these streets: stop lights
All eyes on me: spot lights
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
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I'm loud and I'm zipping around: jet ski
Your d*ck