The Heart Strings -- Pedalo 
It seems as good a day as any 
To start my trek across the ocean 
With no funds for ship or sail 
I ll use my legs and my devotion. 
An aqua bike will be my vessel 
And high adventure the land I seek 
So farewell friends who ve come to gather 
Waving hankies, tear on cheek, oh... 
It s a long long way to go on a pedalo, a pedalo... 
It s a long long way to go on a pedalo, a pedalo... 
My joy was surging, spirit soaring 
The sky was huge, the sea was placid 
But soon my vim was somewhat dimmed 
By bucketloads of lactic acid. 
And then a ship took me aboard 
Was full of whiskey and hearty sailors 
I rested up, then pedaled onwards 
Once I found out they were whalers 
It s a long long way to go on a pedalo, a pedalo... 
It s a long long way to go on a pedalo, a pedalo... 
I saw a mermaid, thwarted pirates 
Wrestled sea squids, this