I took her out, it was a Friday night 

I wore cologne to get the feeling right 

We started makin out and she took off my pants 

But then, I turned on the TV 

And thats about the time she walked away from me 

Nobody likes you when youre 23 

And are still more amused by TV shows 

What the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age 

Whats my age again? 

Whats my age again? 

Then later on, on the drive home 

I called her mom from a pay phone 

I said I was the cops and your husbands in jail 

This state looks down on sodomy 

And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me 

Nobody likes you when youre 23 

And are still more amused by prank phone calls 

What the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my age 

Whats my age again? 

Whats my age again? 

And thats about the time she walked away from me 

Nobody likes you when youre 23 

And you s