you can call me all - paul simon a man walks down the street
he says why am i soft in the middle now
why am i soft in the middle
the rest of my life is so hard
i need a photo-opportunity
i want a shot at redemption
don't want to end up a cartoon
in a cartoon graveyard
bonedigger bonedigger
dogs in the moonlight
far away my well-lit door
mr. beerbelly beerbelly
get these mutts away from me
you know i don't find this stuff amusing anymore
if you'll be my bodyguard
i can be your long lost pal
i can call you betty
and betty when you call me
you can call me al
a man walks down the street
he says why am i short of attention
got a short little span of attention
and wo mv nights are so long
where's my wife and family
what if i die here
who'll be my role-model
now that my role