Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton
And old Leodiensian 
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la 
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot 
I tried to get in my taxi
A man in a tracksuit attacked me
He said that he saw it before me
Wants to get things a bit gory
Girls run around with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a bus home
If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible 
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la 
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot 
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there 
Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible 
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la 
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot 
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there 
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot