Why do you think you are nuts?
Why do you think you are nuts?
Are you nuts, are you nuts?
Have you lost your guts?
Are you nuts, are you nuts
Eating cigarette butts?
Why do you think you are nuts?
Why do you think you are nuts?
Does your father beat you
And your mother mistreat you
And all your friends
They hate your guts
And you sit down to cry
And you're wondering why
And you say to yourself
"Am I, am I nuts?"
You lost your job
People call you a slob
And you mortgaged your house
To pay me (ha ha ha)
I'll keep you from the truth
That you squandered your youth
And by the time you're well
Well, you'll be eighty (ha ha ha)
But then it doesn't matter
You'll sit in idle chatter
With roaches that crawl up the wall
You little booger
You're old and you're poor
And you live in the sewer
If you feel bad now
Gi