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The stalker
Yeah, the stalker
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (repeat)
So i'm grippin' this old piece of *******t, right
Here's this smoochie-poo at the stop light
How's about date?
2 tickets for the circus, pick ya up at 8
******* no, you're loser
Yeah, but i'll stick my boot up your ass
But i ain't naggin'
To the next light in my pink volkswagon
Oh, excuse me ho, i'm violent j act like ya know
Violent j the country singer?
No, violent j the southwest gangstaro
And the ******* was gone (awww)
And i followed her home (aaahhh!)
Cause i got it goin on (hooo!)
And i'm in the haugh (yup)
Parked in a spot good enough to hawk her
Things you do when you's a stalker
"so what happened?"
"well i really don't like to talk
About it but he ruined my life
I mean he was everywhere, everywhere i went"
The stalker
I think that ditso likes me, yeah
She tells you to ******* off with such class
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah go on and get that ass!
Well the stalker, stalks his target
Just happened to see her at the supermarket
Oh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucks
You would like jiffy but it ain't got no nuts
Why don't ya try these
She ran away scared and i'm starin at her butt cheeks
Cause i know she love me
She wanna tease and tease n rub and dub me
"hello?"
"hi, it's me"
"hello?"
"you love me"
"hello?"
"i love you"
"hello? hello?"
Biggitty-bi boo
I'm back in the stone brick house
Candle light dinner and some mexican chow,
Yo i know she gonna show up
Tick tock tick tock no luck
Peep through her window jack off in the backyard
Somebody pulled a jokers card
And you know when jokers caught ya
Things you do when you's a stalker
"are you ok?"
"i don't know, because i know he'll be back he always comes back
I'll never be able to lead a normal life again" "it's okay"
The stalker
I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to ******* off with such class
Said i think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that ass!
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (hoochie coochie hoochie)
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie hoochie)
I've been honkin for about 2 weeks
And i ain't even got a ******* kiss on the cheek
She's with some ******* face
I'm gonna put that college boy in a neck brace
I've gotta just chill
She loves me lots and that's for real
That night i snuck in the back door
With a bucket of chicken and bottle of faygo
Tip-toe tip-toe creepin cause i know my baby sleepin
Snuck in the bedroom looked through aaahhh!!
She stuck me in the eye with a broom
.....pulled it out
Popped my eye back in and i can't find her
Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room
Ran through the bathroom, gotta take a doo
Now i stress, pullin out my hair
I think i heard that ******* upstairs
Up the steps, wicked clown, then i hear a clickin
Sound
Honey is that you?
How's bout a kissie smoochie poo
Her daddy's gun to my nugget
Never liked the ******* anyway, ******* it
"what'd you do?"
"i tried run but he was always right there just ahead of me.
He would always catch me and hurt me"
I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to ******* off with suck class
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that ass (5x)
I also like to blow holes into the heads of rednecks