[00:00]This was a triumph
[00:04]I'm making a note here:
[00:05.90]HUGE SUCCESS!
[00:09]It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
[00:16.50]Aperture Science
[00:20.85]We do what we must because we can
[00:25.90]For the good of all of us
[00:29]Except the ones who are dead
[00:32]But there's no sense crying over every mistake
[00:36]You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
[00:40]And the science gets done
[00:42.15]And you make a neat gun
[00:44.70]For the people who are still alive
[00:53.95]I'm not even angry
[00:58.80]I'm being so sincere right now
[01:03.90]Even though you broke my heart
[01:07.50]And killed me
[01:11.46]And tore me to pieces
[01:14.95]And threw every piece into a fire
[01:20]And as it burned, it hurt because
[01:23.98]I was so happy for you
[01:25.95]Now these points of data make a beautiful line
[01:30]And we're out of beta
[01:32.90]We're releasing on time
[01:34.85]So I'm GLaD I got burned
[01:36.95]Think of all the things we learned
[01:38.95]For the people who are still alive
[01:48.90]Go ahead and leave me
[01:52.20]I think I prefer to stay inside
[01:57.95]Maybe you'll find someone there to help you?
[02:04.90]Maybe Black Mesa?
[02:09.10]THAT WAS A JOKE
[02:11.10]Ha ha,fat chance
[02:14.96]Anyway,this cake is great
[02:17.95]It's so delicious and moist
[02:20]Look at me still talking when there's science to do
[02:24.95]When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you
[02:28.95]I've experiments to run
[02:30.95]There is research to be done
[02:32.95]On the people who are still alive
[02:37.10]And believe me I am still alive
[02:40.95]I'm doing science and I'm still alive
[02:44.95]I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
[02:49.90]While you're dying I'll be still alive
[02:53.90]And when you are dead and I will be still alive
[02:57.95]STILL ALIVE
[02:59.95]STILL ALIVE