[00:00.00] One night he went out dancing
[02:14.55]Much too soon the night was done
[02:16.50]So he asked some people over
[02:18.48]They could keep on having fun
[02:20.34]He said it's cool, invite some friends
[02:22.41]A lot of people soon stopped by
[02:24.30]The house was filled with strangers
[02:26.34]He let everyone inside
[02:28.29]Then things got a little crazy
[02:30.18]A few more hours quickly passed
[02:32.10]Slowly people started leaving
[02:34.17]He was up until the last
[02:35.91]Standing in his living room
[02:37.71]He surveyed all the mess
[02:39.99]He gave up and went to bed
[02:41.79]Declared his party a success
[02:43.86]Getting ready the next morning
[02:45.39]Went to put some product in his hair
[02:47.76]Reached over to the bathroom shelf
[02:49.74]But the bedhead wasn't there
[02:51.57]He looked under the sink
[02:53.07]Blinked his eyes in disbelief
[02:55.50]The bedhead was really gone
[02:57.48]Someone at the party was a thief
[02:59.52]Bedhead is expensive
[03:01.23]That was a shitty thing to do
[03:03.36]Don't drink someone's elses beer
[03:05.07]And then swipe their belongings too
[03:07.20]I wrote a song about stealing bikes
[03:09.21]You know it's not entirely true
[03:11.31]Theft's a lot less awesome
[03:12.90]When it's happening to you