Album:Straight Outta Lynwood

Faces filled with joy and cheer

What a magical time of year

Howdy Ho! It’s Weasel Stomping Day

Put your Viking helmet on

Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn

Don’t you know it’s Weasel Stomping Day

All the little girls and boys

Love that wonderful crunching noise

You’ll know what this day’s about

When you stomp a weasel’s guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh

Snap their weasely spines in half

Grap your boots and stomp your cares away

Hip hip hooray, it’s Weasel Stomping Day

[Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects]

Yankovic-Weasel Stomping Day

People love them down the street

Crushing weasels beneath their feet

Why we do it, who can say?

But it’s such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun begin

Bash their weasely skulls right in

It’s tradition, that makes it okay

Hey everyone, it’s Weasel Stomping

We’ll have some fun on Weasel Stomping

Put down your gun, it’s Weasel Stomping Day

Hip Hip Hooray, it’s Weasel Stomping Day

Weasel Stomping Day

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