This is my vague rock song

Everybody sing along

This is my vague rock song

Everybody sing along

This is my vague rock song

Everybody sing along

This is my vague rock song

Everybody's gotta have one

This is my vague rock song

Everybody sing along

This is my vague rock song

Everybody's gotta have one

This is my vague rock song

Everybody sing along

Sounds like a little like Biz Markie

Or Cypress Hill with a little bit of me

Come on now everybody dance

Come on now everybody dance

Come on now everybody dance

Come on now everybody dance

Come on now everybody dance

Come on now everybody dance

Come on now everybody dance

Come on now everybody dance

Watch out right here

You weren't expecting this

Frank Zappa part

This little part's gonna be good this little part's gonna be good

Let's go to Africa

Rumble in the jungle

I hope you like my vague rock song

And that you aren't too terribly bummed

I hope you like this vague rock song

I feel it's one that you can hum

And the words are not too many or too fast

I feel it's something that everyone can grasp

You gotta have a vague rock song

In your catalog that everyone can sing along

Come on now everybody dance

Come on

Come on now everybody dance

Come on

Come on now everybody dance

Come on

Come on now everybody dance

Come on

Come on now everybody dance

Come on

Come on now everybody dance

Come on

Come on now everybody dance

Come on

Come on now everybody dance

Went on a walk today

Stopped at the gym and I lifted some weights

I'm middle-aged and feeling out of shape

Don't wanna look like a California raisin

It's the natural evolution of life

Gotta lay off bread pasta and white rice

Gotta get outta bed sometime and break a sweat

Doc says I need to diet and a steady exercise regiment

On the way to the studio I stop into a store

The woman was staring at a TV that was blaring

I said damn what's going on

She said A chlorine attack in Syria

People are hospitalized and four of them are gone

Then a homeless guy came in begging her for food

He said it's hot out here I'm not a thief

Please ma'am can you give me something cool

She stepped away from the cash register

I walked over to the refrigerator

She said okay please pick an ice cream sir

He said thank you ma'am

And carefully selected a mint-flavored Klondike bar

I said that was nice of you

Where are you from

She said Syria

And that's why the glum look on my face

All of a sudden the world got gray

So quit dancing for at least today

One minute there's life and love

Next minute red valleys of blood

All of a sudden the world got gray

So quit dancing for at least today

One minute there's life and love

Next minute red valleys of blood

So there goes my vague rock song

I really tried but there's wars going on

And Syrian grocery clerks with sad looks in their eyes

Having interactions with homeless guys

So there goes my vague rock song

You no longer need to sing along

Try to do something nice today

Send your a lover a nice bouquet

Of flowers and say I love you

Though I gave it my best try

I learned that I'm not a vague rock gu