作词 : Ted Geisel/Albert Hague

作曲 : Ted Geisel/Albert Hague

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr. Grinch

You're a bad banana

With a greasy black peel

You're a monster Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul

Mr. Grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a

Thirty nine and a half foot pole

You're a vile one Mr. Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile

Mr. Grinch

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crockodile

You're a foul one Mr. Grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr. Grinch

The three words that best describe you

Are as follows and I quote

Stink stank stunk

You're a rotter Mr. Grinch

You're the King of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato splot

With moldy purple spots

Mr. Grinch

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing

With the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable

Rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me Mr. Grinch

With a nauseaus super naus

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse

Mr. Grinch

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool

Sandwich

With arsenic sau