Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic - Daniel Ingram (丹尼尔·英格兰)

(《小马宝莉 第四季》动画片插曲)

There's ailments all around us in everything we touch and see

A sickness that lies waiting there in every breath you breathe

Disease will up and grab you as it crawls from land and sea

It's amazing how infected that the natural world and all its things can be

Now I understand that some of you don't think you're sick

But twisted hooves and aching joints don't heal all that quick

Consider just how dangerous this world is You might

Slip and fall break or sprain something here tonight

But luckily for you we've got the thing you need

And it's easier when all you need's the cure

The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic

Is just what the doctor ordered I'm sure

Now I know our claims seem fantastical

Impractical

Improbable

Impossible

And magical

So we welcome every suffering

Pony to make their way up to the stage

Now don't crowd

And we'll prove our tonic's effectiveness before your very eyes

You there Come up here good sir

I'll wager you're tired of those crutches my friend

Try taking a sip of this

That's why you're so lucky we've got the thing for you

Just come on up we've always got some more

Of the Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic

I won't need these crutches to dance out the door

Now how do ya like that

I don't There's somethin' funny about this whole thing

Now some of you may suffer from feelings of despair

You're old you're tired your legs won't work there's grain in your hair

Just listen and I'll tell you that you don't need to fear

Your ears will work your muscles tone your eyes will see so clear

Luckily for us you've got the thing we need

The answer to our problems in a jar

The Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic

Is the greatest ever miracle by far

It cures the reins the spurs and the Clydesdale fur blight

Hooferia and horsentery cured in just a night

You've got swollen hooves and hindquarters or terrible bridlebit cleft

Saunter sitz and gallop plop won't give your tail some heft

Mane loss hay fever or terrible tonsillitis

You heard it here folks

This is the only place in all of Equestria you'll find it

It can make you shorter taller or even grow old

But who'd want that

When with one drink

You can be young again

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