[00:12.57]Welcome to the family 
[00:15.29]Hope you have a real good life 
[00:18.12]With my little sister 
[00:21.02]Yeah she  ll make a real good wife 
[00:23.73]Hope you have lots of babies 
[00:26.58]Hope you get a real good job 
[00:29.51]Hope you don  t mind company 
[00:32.21]Beause we  ll be here a lot 
[00:35.13]And brother here  s some brotherly advice 
[00:40.34]If you know what  s good for you you  ll treat her right (because) 
[00:46.40]Because Grandpa  s the local sheriff 
[00:48.96]Yeah he  s the judge and the jury too 
[00:51.94]Uncle Bill  s the undertaker Son 
[00:54.88]He  ll dig a hole for you 
[00:57.30]Cousin Jesse he  s just crazy 
[01:00.14]He  ll fight you just for fun 
[01:03.18]Mama  s got a real bad temper 
[01:07.59]And daddy  s got a shotgun 
[01:14.85]Welcome to the family 
[01:17.29]And this side of the tracks 
[01:20.17]If you ever leave her 
[01:22.98]You ain  t coming back 
[01:25.58]My nephew Red  s a hunter 
[01:28.52]He  s gonna hunt you down 
[01:31.27]Just like he did the last one 
[01:34.27]And he still ain  t been found 
[01:37.34]Now I like you just fine don  t get me wrong 
[01:43.01]But boy take care of her because if you don  t 
[01:48.54]Because Grandpa  s the local sheriff 
[01:51.02]Yeah he  s the judge and the jury too 
[01:53.80]Uncle Bill  s the undertaker Son 
[01:56.87]He  ll dig a hole for you 
[01:59.39]Cousin Jesse he  s just crazy 
[02:02.11]He  ll fight you just for fun 
[02:05.34]Mama  s got a real bad temper 
[02:09.62]And daddy  s got a shotgun 
[02:27.93]Because Grandpa  s the local sheriff 
[02:30.69]Yeah he  s the judge and the jury too 
[02:33.41]Uncle Bill  s the undertaker Son 
[02:36.44]He  ll dig a hole for you 
[02:38.92]Cousin Jesse he  s just crazy 
[02:41.64]He  ll fight you just for fun 
[02:44.80]Mama  s got a real bad temper 
[02:49.14]And daddy  s got a shotgun 
[02:54.14] 
[03:02.13]Welcome to the family 
[03:04.65]Hope you have a real good life 
[03:07.55]With my little sister 
[03:11.82]Yeah she  ll make a real fine wife 
[03:14.79] 
[03:22.17]Welcome to the family 
[03:26.10]And daddy  s got a shotgun 
[03:27.72]Welcome to the family 
[03:31.68]And daddy  s got a shotgun 
[03:33.36]Welcome to the family 
[03:37.35]And daddy  s got a shotgun 
[03:39.33]Welcome to the family 
[03:42.98]And daddy  s got a shotgun 
[03:45.12]Welcome to the family 
[03:48.98]And daddy  s got a shotgun 
[03:50.36]Welcome to the family 
[03:54.32]And daddy  s got a shotgun 
[03:55.99]Welcome to the family 
[04:00.08]And daddy  s got a shotgun 
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