[00:09.50]Rubber band
[00:11.45]Theres a rubber band that plays tunes out of tune
[00:15.16]In the library garden sunday afternoon
[00:18.85]While a little chappie waves a golden wand
[00:24.73]Rubber band
[00:26.48]In 1910 I was so handsome and so strong
[00:30.47]My moustache was stiffly waxed and one foot long
[00:34.09]And I loved a girl while you played teatime tunes
[00:37.95]
[00:40.19]Dear rubber band, youre playing my tune out of tune
[00:46.43]Oh
[00:51.43]Rubber band
[00:53.24]Wont you play a haunting theme again to me
[00:57.06]While I eat my scones and drink my cup of tea
[01:00.76]The sun is warm but its a lonely afternoon
[01:06.59]Oh, play that theme
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[01:22.10]Rubber band
[01:23.85]How I wish that I could join your rubber band
[01:27.72]We could play in lively parks throughout the land
[01:31.39]And one sunday afternoon, Id find my love
[01:37.53]Rubber band,
[01:39.29]In the 14-18 war I went to sea
[01:43.14]Thought my sunday love was waiting home for me
[01:46.84]And now shes married to the leader of the band, oh
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[01:58.74]Oh yeah... I hope you break your baton