[00:04.76]Let's get some frames exposed
[00:10.28]Shed your staples and your clothes
[00:16.07]Now give me all you've got to give, positive and negative
[00:28.39]F-stops and G-strings, two of my favourite things
[00:40.36]I don't want to join in
[00:45.09]And here you must be joking
[00:52.08]I just want to photograph you
[00:58.41]Where have you been all my life
[01:04.23]I don't want you for my wife
[01:09.79]I like to look, and you look great, in 5 by 4 or 10 by 8
[01:21.77]On the page, you are my muse
[01:27.75]In my owns, you have no use
[01:33.66]You'd better stay under the bed
[01:38.07]Or in the dark of my darkroom instead
[01:44.42]Because I just want to photograph you
[02:44.25]Photographs don't hug you
[02:47.36]Photographs don't get old
[02:50.37]Photographs,  photographs do as they are told
[02:56.47]All the things I said I do, I never could have done
[03:01.92]Because I've already shot my loads
[03:04.44]And let me load another one
[03:09.03]You don't like my attitude?
[03:13.93]Well I, I only like you when you're nude
[03:19.76]No, I don't want you to be real
[03:26.20]Too much hard work does not appeal
[03:31.44]No, I just want to photograph you