Ladies And Gentleman - Hot Hot Heat

There's a gentleman who's not so gentle cuz

He's too generous with his chit and his chat

So lately we've been discussing a way to rid

This disgusting example of ample gossip and gab

All we hear hear is la la la la la la la

La la la la la la

He's a gentleman who plays a caricature of

A character he wishes he was

So lately we've been ignoring all

His stories as we smile and nod

And let him simply do what he does

So watch out

And everybody's got the same story

We never wanted him here

He showed up anyway

He never would leave us alone

Uhh uhh uhh

We never wanted him here

He showed up anyway

But maybe that's ok

Soon this gentleman was barking louder

When his biting harder didn't earn him respect

But lately we've been too proud to admit that

We all might miss him just a bit now

That he's packed up and left

What did why did now

And everybody's got the same story

We never wanted him here

He showed up anyway

He never would leave us alone

Uhh uhh uhh

We never wanted him here

He showed up anyway

But maybe that's ok

We never wanted him here

He showed up anyway

He never would leave us alone

Uhh uhh uhh

We never wanted him here

And now he's gone for good

But maybe we've made a mistake

La la la la la la

La la la la la la la

La la la la la la

La la la la la la la

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